Processing Times
Our leatherette bottle openers are laser engraved to order and usually ship within five days when not during our busy times. Our processing time will remain the same regardless of the selected shipping type.
Custom Bottle Openers
The possibilities for personal touches are limitless. The setup fee varies. Custom designs and products are excluded from sales and discounts, but bulk option pricing may apply. We may require verification of your intellectual property rights.
Bulk Options: Bulk discounts of 6+ are available on the same design and color bottle opener. Individual personalization of up to 15 characters on the back of the bottle opener is an additional $10 (total - not each) for all bulk orders, regardless of number ordered. Sales and discounts do not apply to bulk pricing.
Official F*ckery Bottle Opener
Add a dash of irreverent fun to your gatherings with the Official F*ckery Bottle Opener. This cheeky tool is designed to effortlessly pop open your favorite bottles while sparking laughter and good times. Perfect for parties, barbecues, or casual hangouts, it’s the ultimate conversation starter that embraces a playful attitude.
Choose from two styles: a regular flat opener that fits in drawers and pockets, or our smaller magnetic version that sticks right to the fridge—ready for the next game night. Made with stainless steel and wrapped in soft, vegan leather, it’s both durable and stylish. Customize the back with a name, date, or short message (up to 15 characters) to make it truly one-of-a-kind.
Whether you’re shopping for a funny office gift, a birthday present, or just something clever for your favorite f*ckery facilitator, this bottle opener is a hit.
Personalization options only available on our website.
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