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USE CODE: MERRYCRIT to save 20% OFF!
USE CODE: MERRYCRIT to save 20% OFF!
Size

7" x 1.5" or 4.63" x 1.78"

Material

Faux Leather / Stainless Steel

Process Method

Laser Engraved

Adulting Review Bottle Opener

Original price $15.00 - Original price $15.00
Original price
$15.00
$15.00 - $15.00
Current price $15.00

Make opening bottles a hilarious reminder of the ups and downs of grown-up life with the Adulting Review Bottle Opener. Featuring a cheeky 2-star review design, this playful tool perfectly captures the sometimes frustrating, often funny reality of adulting. Embrace the chaos of adulthood—one bottle at a time!

Choose from two styles: a regular flat opener that fits in drawers and pockets, or our smaller magnetic version that sticks right to the fridge—ready for the next game night. Made with stainless steel and wrapped in soft, vegan leather, it’s both durable and stylish. Customize the back with a name, date, or short message (up to 15 characters) to make it truly one-of-a-kind.

Personalization options only available on our website.

Size: 7" x 1.5" or 4.63" x 1.78"
Original price $15.00 - Original price $15.00
Original price
$15.00
$15.00 - $15.00
Current price $15.00
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PRODUCT INFORMATION
  • Product Information: Our vegan faux leatherette is a synthetic material that looks and feels like leather. It is water-resistant, easy to clean, and strong enough to handle the wear and tear of daily use. In addition, leatherette does not absorb finger oil.
  • Style Choice:
    Regular Style (7" x 1 1/2")
    Magnetic Style (4 5/8" x 1 3/4")
  • Cleaning Instructions: Clean outside with a damp cloth and mild soap.

Bottle Openers
PERSONALIZE
  • Personalize: Add a name as shown. Please note that the position of the engraving will vary on sizing of name.
  • COST: $5 Setup Fee
  • MAX CHARS: 15 Characters
  • FONT CHOICE: Choose from fonts shown - Additional fonts available for a design fee.

  • NO RETURNS ON PERSONALIZED PRODUCTS

BOTTLE OPENERS

Processing Times
Our leatherette bottle openers are laser engraved to order and usually ship within five days when not during our busy times. Our processing time will remain the same regardless of the selected shipping type.
Custom Bottle Openers
The possibilities for personal touches are limitless. The setup fee varies. Custom designs and products are excluded from sales and discounts, but bulk option pricing may apply. We may require verification of your intellectual property rights.
Bulk Options: Bulk discounts of 6+ are available on the same design and color bottle opener. Individual personalization of up to 15 characters on the back of the bottle opener is an additional $10 (total - not each) for all bulk orders, regardless of number ordered. Sales and discounts do not apply to bulk pricing.